i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

dab rig

the preferred device that an avetard uses to get high, take a few hits of this and you will be out like a light and will also result in munchies in which case you might end up eating 3 week old rotten beans. The dab rig will usually be provided by froomie

Froomie gave me his dab rig and I took 5 hits and I got an insane case of the munchies

by TurnM3Up November 8, 2019

Richerd hand

To diamond hand a huge cryptopunk offer with aplomb.

Wow. Did you see them Richerd hand that cryptopunk offer?

by n2010 October 19, 2021

Rishta pic

In an arranged marriage, it is a picture (digital or printed) that you circulate to potential partners (and their parents) in an attempt to woo them.

Usually such pics portray the person as rich, smart, having fair complexion, and/or of a high social status.

("Rishta" is the Urdu/Hindi word for marriage proposal).

You put so much effort into that one photo, is that your rishta pic?

by SameerZ November 17, 2010

Riding the Pine

In team sports, players not actively participating in the game sit on the sidelines or "ride the pine" until the coach puts them in the game.

Even though he was drafted in the first round, he'll probably be riding the pine for a few games before they start him.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 23, 2017

Mattheo Riddle

Mattheo Riddle is from a Draco Malfoy fanfiction called Possesive. Mattheo is known for being extremely sexy and leng. He is also known as Marcus Lopez from Deadly Class, played by actor Benjamin Wadsworth.

“Mattheo Riddle is looking fine ashh” y/n said whilst Draco scoffed.

by dragoninlatin March 3, 2021

Rise for the prize

To become erect for sex.

Ok, we need to get naked while I rise for the prize!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016