post-con depression

A terrible medical condition for those attending an anime convention.
It is usually caused by attendees when they've had more fun during the weekend than they usually have. This can also be caused by making friends that you can only see at cons, thus causing withdrawal and depression.
Symptoms of post-con depression may include: Lazyness, procrastination, withdrawal, whining, lack of interest, daydreaming, and soreness.
The only known remedy for post-con depression is to hang out with the friends met at the convention, or waiting for the next convention to come around. Sometimes working on cosplay or heavy planning will weaken the symptoms.

Maaaaan... Me and my friend just came back from MomoCon and we're suffering some post-con depression. We can't even do our schoolwork because of it!

by Chibi Ann December 15, 2008

Hair Depression

Hair Depression can be defined as the period in which a woman’s hair is not done therefore resulting in mood swings , random episodes of crying , anxiety, etc. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc.

Hair depression , For example:

Jas: I hate my life. I feel so fucking ugly. I hate everything

*gets hair/lashes/nails/etc done*

Jas: “ You glow different when you move different 💅🏾 Back on my boss shit 🤪 You hoes can’t touch this ! “

by Tatiwashere September 28, 2019

crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.

Ian Carter: I have crippling depression

by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017

retression

A perception to be ( retressed )

Measures implamented which are ( retressive )

noun

The act of coaxing and miss-directing the perception of an individual, group or society in general, concerning either a political, religious or social issue. By interjecting a pre-imposing viewpoint, by illicit means of deception, manipulation and intrigue.

A people of a society, who have fallen victim to the fraudulent teachings and lies of Political and religious extremists, are victims of retression.

by Baron Neville September 4, 2016

depression shower

when you are so sad you take a shower and just cry so nobody can hear you

Wow this is jenny's 3rd depression shower today. Tom really must have hurt her.

by yeeetz August 19, 2017

depression wannabe

A person who cuts of says "I'm depressed rn gtg cut I'm so sad" but ince you even try to stop them they're all like "OMG U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME AND IVE KILLED A PERSON WHEN I WAS FIVE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN AND MY MOM SUCKS SO DONT EVEN TRY STOPPING ME!!" and if you don't reply they'll be all like "IM STILL GINNA DO IT" .... "ILL DO IT!!" And you're forced to either look like a dick or submit to their wills

"Sierra is *such* a depression wannabe, she always pretends that she kills people and she's cooler than she really is."

by Actually and literally no one October 30, 2017

Depression Grinder

A videogame where the player performs mundane tasks repeatedly (aka grinding) in exchange for rewards (that are usually randomized and disappointing) in lieu of fun and compelling gameplay.

"Ugh, why would you buy lootboxes in a depression grinder like that?"

"I quit World of Warcraft when I realized how much of a depression grinder it is."

by IMJL January 2, 2018