reality tv

A very good example of how easy it is to keep people in today's world entertained. It's always about a group of 20 or so, very retarded people competing in stupid shit and rambling some of the stupidest things ever said. C'mon people, how can watching a bunch of people living inside a house while having their every move recorded be good TV?
GET A LIFE!!!

The shittiest thing to happen to the U.S. since George W. Bush.

Was started with Road Rules in MTV(figures)

Person 1: Are you going to watch that new reality tv show about 2 monkeys scratching their balls for an hour?

Person 2: No, I'm going to watch the one about people inventing really stupid shit.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

realitor

A mispronounciation of realtor. Used by people who never learned the right way.

Guy 1: I want to buy a house, so I'll contact my realitor (reel-it-tor)
Guy 2: It's "realtor" (real-tor), moron.

by mrnobodyperson April 24, 2014

reality porn

Reality porn is porn that focuses more on a story than just pure sex. Contrary to the name, the women who are picked up by the filmer(s) are paid actresses who know what's going on before the guy shows up. However, while the whole event is a set-up, the outdoor portions are not filmed in closed off sets and the people in the background are real civilians.

Street Blowjobs, Bang Bus, and Milf Hunter are examples of popular reality porn sites. As fun as it is to believe their adventures are real, secretly filming a strange girl sucking your dick and posting the video on the internet, or picking a girl up in your van, doing her with the promise of money, and then dumping her off in the boonies and stealing her crutches would be very illegal.

by Trivial Mind November 12, 2007

Realist

Realists believe that reality is completely ontologically independent of our conceptual schemes, linguistic practices, beliefs and our perception.

Those who profess realism, also believe that truth consists in a belief's correspondence to reality. We may speak of realism with respect to other minds, the past, the future, universals, mathematical entities, moral categories, the material world, or even thought.

Realists further believe that whatever we believe now is only an approximation of reality and that every new observation brings us closer to understanding reality. Realists also believe that a common understanding of reality brings peace and is the basis for morality.

Realists are members of The Realist Society of Canada and read the Conscientia.

by realist_98 July 23, 2014

false reality

Some times people lie to themselves and others to create the world they want, (as opposed to genuinely and honestly living life). Making shit up as they go along to pretend to be what they want to be.

The local bipolar slut acting like she's your best friend trying to create a false reality when what she really wants is your husbands attention.

by choochflounder December 28, 2013

reality TV

Bringing YouTube to the big screen since 2005. Most reality TV shows are just dignifed YouTube stuff all packed together in a half hour or hour.

Also the sign that America is losing it's creativity and intelligence.

I am watching a reality TV show about little bratty kid. Shit, that is on YouTube all the time.

by Kyle230 June 20, 2009

reality consultant

Someone who consults those who has strayed from reality and has lead themselves to believe that their fantasy have truly become their reality . These life gurus then in turn guide the vagrants of reality back to their sad existance of life with a slap dose of realism.

Cory needs to get a hold of a reality consultant as soon as possible. Have you seen his girlfriend?!

by buti4life December 30, 2011