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raptor chicken

The Raptor Chicken, while appearing to be disfigured, moves forward with a continuous stream of unintelligible noises that are reminiscent of a mix between a dying bird and a lost yak. It is my pleasure to indicate my approval of this fascinating creature.
"AAAAHHHEEEEEERHHHQQQEHHHHH EHHHHAAAHHHHHHEEEHAHHH!!" screamed The Raptor Chicken.
by POPPERS CHOOBERS May 25, 2023
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blue raptor

The act of pulling your sexual partner's arms backward making them look like a raptor (or t-rex) and forcing their face into a sink or under the showerhead while having sex with them from behind.
I just don't understand women, man. I gave my girlfriend the ol' blue raptor last night and now she won't answer my texts.
by MyNameIsAVerb October 17, 2014
mugGet the blue raptormug.

Raptor titties

A word you would use to trigger a sense of rage from women online usually annoying to the mass and hilarious to a small group of 1 or 2 dumb-asses could imply a flat-chest or bizarre breasts
person 1: "wow that female sure does have raptor titties"

person 2: "NO SHE DOESN'T SHUT UP"
by lixy-boo March 23, 2018
mugGet the Raptor tittiesmug.

Raptor King

The game where two guys pull their pants down to the ankles. Tucking your penis and testicles between the legs and sealing them behind the walls of the legs. Have your arms tucked in like you're a Raptor. You and your opponent fight. The winner is the one who's amenities are still tucked
"I heard the Navy Seal trainees were playing Raptor King earlier"
by Master Beans May 13, 2025
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Mall raptors

All middle class suburban males who prowl the local mall fiending around with no apparent destination
Oh snap! Check out those mall raptors lurking over by the food court
by Dejayboo May 17, 2015
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Taco Raptor

Large groups of cackling black birds that gather in parking lots, especially those of fast food restaurants looking for scraps of food and pestering customers with their noise and waste.
Throw the fries you don't eat on the ground for the taco raptors to eat.
by Subsite82 August 22, 2023
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raptored

The act of getting jumped by a bunch of midgets with really sharp nails...
I was walking down the street when i got raptored, i didn't see it coming....
by Thetigsy July 8, 2015
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