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pumpkin' it

To be in a necessary state of hauling ass out of a particular location due to a deadline or other time-sensitive commitment, typically despite the ass-hauler's desire to stay longer. This idiom references Cinderella's midnight dash out of Prince Charming's caste. It also verbs the word pumpkin, conflating the "in" ending for the colloquial pronunciation of the gerundive "ing."
Guy 1: Dude, Christina's flying in to town tomorrow. You still gonna be here? Hear she's DTF...

Guy 2: No, I'm pumpkin' it back home tonight. Fuck!

Guy 1: Yeah, fucking is exactly what I'm gonna be doing while it's just you and your hand...
by Twigler27 April 19, 2013
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pumpkin spice bumpkin

1. A prissy country girl/guy with an ego too big for her/his own good

2. A Starbucks loving ignorant white girl.

3. Basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.

4. Your own interpretation is welcome.
Tod : oh man I heard about your girlfriend leaving you for some other dude.
Ted: yeah man
Tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice bumpkin types man.
by Delphiina December 10, 2015
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pumpkin spice girl

Any girl addicted to pumpkin spice items. addiction starts usually with pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks but then spreads to anything pumpkin spice she can get her hands from pumpkin spice oreos to pumpkin spice covered cars. There is no known cures for "Pumpkin white girlness"
by Nqthanfff August 6, 2016
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pumpkin brownie

when a fat chick is sitting on the toilet shitting and you eat her out
bro I totally gave this chick a pumpkin brownie this weekend I was totally drunk
by sstest August 29, 2017
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Pumpkin Patch

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!
by Shrekiskek March 8, 2018
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pumpkinism

Spookley the square pumpkin had to deal with pumpkinism
by Shawtysavage September 7, 2019
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Pumpkin Pounding

When someone sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining
by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021
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