proper mental

British term for absolutely ridiculous.

That football match last night was proper mental innit?

proper mental by Jesse Ehrmantrout June 2, 2022

proper-dog 

The act of removing ones member, mid coitus, wrapping it in a hot towel to warm said member. Once steamy, remove the towel and then reinsert, resuming coitus.

Jo: "Michael gave me a proper-dog lastnight, its was so steamy"

proper-dog by Seepha June 12, 2022

proper-dog 

To remove ones member mid coitus, wrap it in a hot towel to warm said member, then reinsert, resuming coitus.

Jo: " Mike gave me a proper-dog lastnight. It was sooooo steamy"

Anna: "WOW, mad props, Amazing!!"

proper-dog by Seepha June 14, 2022

Proper clencher

When something is so scary that you clench your arsehole. Or when you take a scary fall while climbing

Oh shit that was a proper clencher

Proper clencher by Mccupoftea February 4, 2023

proper bong etiquette 

PBE- Noun-The courtesy often given back & forth or expected between comrades whilst smoking marijuana or any orher than pink or purAlso, the process of clearing out the stale, leftover smoke that lingers in the chamber.

"Hey man, you hear about the LIT! party that's going on tonight? Last time no one thought PBE was a real thing!

The proper bong etiquette is crucial in a group session of smoking....

proper bong etiquette by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 24, 2023

Proper UFC Bomb

like a jager bomb, this shot is proper twelve irish whiskey dropped into a glass of monster energy, do 3 and you sound just like Connor McGregor

“jager is a fooking bollocks make us a Proper UFC Bomb”
“the fooking king is back to throw back another Proper UFC Bomb”

Proper UFC Bomb by Moose0099 May 21, 2023

proper mega 

very very good, hot, huge everything can be it it can be a way to describe someone or something

farr that man over there is proper mega

that was proper mega

proper mega by by callum from love island September 12, 2023