Progress King

Someone who makes a lot of progress towards getting into a relationship

Zac is a Progress King.

by Glabgolabgalab December 8, 2021

progress is exponential

A phenomenon seen in technological advancement and more specifically, computer programming. The more progress is made, the easier it is to make more progress.

It starts with typing two whole files of code for weeks and absolutely no results, ends with adding cool features everyday. Progress is exponential.

by OffensiveKpopFan November 28, 2023

neo progressive

whatever it means to be progressive in the us house of representatives under aoc and the squad

i don't know the difference between neo progressive and plain old pre squad progressive

by Sexydimma March 11, 2021

micro progression

A term used to describe improvement over time, whether it is in oneself, a task or a situation. The term denotes a step by step progress of small improvements with each step.

It took me thirty years to become the best. It was a micro progression.

by Hugh Wards June 20, 2020

progressive rape

When you buy progressive car insurance

Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.

Fuck Progressive insurance!

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.

Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.

by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011

Chamber of Progress

The soundstage where the Apple "Crush!" video was filmed.

I heard the whole creative team got sent to the Chamber of Progress.

by ahollowvoicesaysfool June 7, 2024