Willful and enjoyable procrastination that is predominantly performed through the use of internet-based sources of distraction. Basically, anything electronic that holds your attention from completing necessary tasks.
i.e. social media, Reddit, shopping, and gaming (vidya).
i.e. social media, Reddit, shopping, and gaming (vidya).
"I wasted four hours on cybernetic procrasturbation today and now I can't finish this report for my boss on time!"
"Zach is the worst at handing in papers on time because he is always cybernetically procrasturbating."
"Zach is the worst at handing in papers on time because he is always cybernetically procrasturbating."
by Noodl3Ninja October 23, 2020
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When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
Me - Hey bitch wanna go out
You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.
Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.
You- Brilliant.
You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.
Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.
You- Brilliant.
by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022
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Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.
by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023
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Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!
Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?
Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!
Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?
Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.
by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010
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by parry henis October 28, 2007
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Jim: Nah, there was this CSI marathon on, I couldn't put the controller down.
Bob: Dude, then you're about to get procrastrated. I hear this prof really goes hard on details.
Jim: Shit.
Jim: Nah, there was this CSI marathon on, I couldn't put the controller down.
Bob: Dude, then you're about to get procrastrated. I hear this prof really goes hard on details.
Jim: Shit.
by Irwinator January 3, 2008
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2) Masterbating constantly to the point of neglecting all other tasks
2) Masterbating constantly to the point of neglecting all other tasks
1) Dude, I'm so tired I've been procrasterbating all day.
2) The world had ended due to excessive procrasterbation.
3) Jimmy, if you don't stop procrasterbating you'll end up just like your father!
4) If only I could stop procrasterbating, I'd get a lot more done
5) To procrasterbate, or not to procrasterbate, that is the question
2) The world had ended due to excessive procrasterbation.
3) Jimmy, if you don't stop procrasterbating you'll end up just like your father!
4) If only I could stop procrasterbating, I'd get a lot more done
5) To procrasterbate, or not to procrasterbate, that is the question
by Paul Elekes May 6, 2008
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