Procrastination 

The art of keeping up with yesterday

Procrastination: a student's life

Procrastination by Fapjack June 21, 2016

procrastinatus 

The acceptable amount of time before completing a long delayed task.

Just before friends and family arrive.... I've reached the procrastinatus, I should do those dishes From last week....

procrastinatus by BlondeEuropean June 6, 2016

procrastination 

The art of putting of a task until the last possible moment, or just not doing it at all.

In college, procrastination is such a big problem we have a motto. "If tomorrow isn't the due date, today isn't the do date!".

procrastination by Nitro984 November 17, 2016

procrastination 

something i do when its time to go to bed and i don't want to.

creating definitions on urban dictionary is a good method of procrastination .

procrastination by DrDoodlehead February 13, 2017

Procrastinating 

I'll do this later.

I'm not procrastinating this definition, I swear.

Procrastinating by Edge Master 420 March 17, 2017

Procrastinate Ejaculate 

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

Procrastinate Ejaculate by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017

procrastinate 

To put things off and not fini

I’m supposed to write an example, but I’d rather procrastinate and binge watch Netflix.

procrastinate by voidedGround December 22, 2017