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present from the gods

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.
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The present

You're always in the present.
Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.
Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.
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Present

A )present, a gift or something you give to someone for a birthday,Christmas. etc or for an unspecified reason
B )present , being present, being here , usually used by teachers
A) Did you give Sara a present for her birthday?
A)I got a lot of presents this Christmas
A) I didn't get a lot of presents this Christmas

B) Teacher: Joe

Joe : Present, teacher
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Female presenting nipple

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.
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Non-present Cuck

A person who enjoys watching their partner get fucked by other people, only while they are watching via a webcam.
This guy I’m seeing is a non-present cuck.
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divine present

Pronunciation: /dəˈvaɪn ˈprɛzənt/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Divine Present (phrase, noun) - A phrase of biblical comprehension signifying a benediction.
2. A gracious favor bestowed Diue (God).
Significance:
• It defines “Divine Present” as a phrase related to biblical comprehension.
• It connects the phrase to a benediction or blessing.
• It attributes the benediction to Diue, representing God.
• It emphasizes the concept of grace and favor.
Phrase: divine present
Examples:
• “The nascence of the child was viewed as a divine present.”
• “Numerous perceive the opportunity as a divine present.”
• “The existence of a divine present is believed to be real by the congregation.”
• “The priest considers faith as a divine present.”
• “The survivor admitted the rescue as a divine present.”
by Dmitrio January 24, 2025
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