"Okay. Pour us some vodka and then I gotta go. Thanks for the dressing, and the popsicles and the... being here."
Carolyn wiped her eyes. "Any time. Sorry I called you names."
"We fought. I'm sorry too." I opened my arms to see if she wanted a hug, but she shook her head no and wiped her eye again. "I'm fine." She said.
"Okay, then pour us up."
Carolyn wiped her eyes. "Any time. Sorry I called you names."
"We fought. I'm sorry too." I opened my arms to see if she wanted a hug, but she shook her head no and wiped her eye again. "I'm fine." She said.
"Okay, then pour us up."
by Cartier Riley October 5, 2023

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by Herrrbert June 27, 2025

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”
by toastcowboy November 12, 2017

The technique of pouring beer into a glass without tilting the glass, to get a beer that’s mostly foam.
Bro, I need to get bigger drinking glasses. Right now when I do a Montana pour, I can only get half of a Heineken in.
by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

An extremely large pour of alcohol requested by, typically, a middle aged, meddling mother-in-law. Filled completely to the brim of the glass to satisfy their alcohol needs.
by doeshow11 August 12, 2024

by r-p-n December 6, 2013
