Potato

A way to describe a beautiful, loving, caring creature that can satisfy any of you're needs. As it can be fried, baked, diced, sautéed and who knows what else! If someone calls you a potato that is a compliment.
Also can be used for different sex positions...

Boy 1: god that potato is finnnneee
Boy 2: I'd hit that potato in all the different ways

by Potato:))))) April 10, 2017

Potato

a thing that all must hail to for this is a god

Man: Look! It's potato!
Bobby: All Hail Potato!

by Temmie66667 April 15, 2020

Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.

Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!

by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019

Potato

Eat a person, they die, eat a potato, it dies

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die

by CrakHed57 November 23, 2020

Potato

A legendary item under the power of god.

Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.

by OP potato April 11, 2020

Potato

A word to be said when desiring to seem random or simply because you're unsure of what to say at a particular time. Technically does refer to the vegetable but the relevant use is not descriptive of anything more than boredom, anxiety or strangeness of character.

With nothing else coming to mind I simply announced 'Potatoe' to at least break the awkward silence.

by John Word Smith November 10, 2015

Potato

Potato is a legendary food consumed by gods and angels. It is said that it could bring destruction upon nations that did not produce it nor consume it. It is considered by some as a great god in itself as it manifests god-like power when consumed or cooked using appropriate methods.

Oh my god, it is a potato

by Potato is great May 3, 2020