potatoes

A discrete way of saying boobs. One can also use the shortened form of tateres

-She has some great potatoes
-I had some great potatoes at 6 o'clock (meaning that there is a girl with a nice rack behind you)
-Nice taters

by Mr Kappa Chi February 14, 2004

Mashed Potatoes

When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.

My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good

by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008

chicken and potatoes

A way of referring to a man's penis and testicles.

Wife: Honey, I'm making chicken and potatoes for dinner tonight.

Husband: Hot damn!

by ladeeda777 August 7, 2011

potatosacking

teabagging to the extreme using a scrotum of atleast baseball size proportions; can have serious effects to recipient such as:
-bruising
-internal bleeding
-brain damage
-cancer
-loss of memory
-concussion
-blindness
-3rd degree burns(only if one performing act hasfirecrotch syndrome)

Andrew was potatosacked and lost consciousness. The potatosacking was so severe he lost all memory of it and suffered 2 broken ribs.

by Bmoney and Wankis April 29, 2008

Hot Potatoes

Some one who thinks they are the shit or has excessive 'swag'

Did you see NyNy walking around today like shes the shit?
Yea, she must think shes Hot Potatoes!

by RocKrenz July 7, 2011

Potatoes

An expession of agreement in the style of cockney-rhyme slang.
Blatantly shorterned to "Blatoes" - Potaotes.

- "Dude, let's get to the bar now and get some beers in before it gets too busy.."

- "Potatoes dude, potatoes.."

by hantheman March 31, 2009

all that meat and no potatos

Refers to an unusually beautiful and/or well-endowed woman who is clueless.

I understand why Todd likes Bonnie, but whoa, talk about a case of all that meat and no potatos!

by Jim&Sally February 18, 2009