Testicular Paralysis

That feeling you get when you dare to imagine a very ugly woman in a G-string.

Dude just the thot of her wearing a thong, gives me testicular paralysis.

by tinunit June 24, 2011

Funny Video Paralysis

When you think a video is really funny and then you show it to your friends and not a single person laugh and your shocked as they stare into your soul while you ask yourself "Why is not funny anymore!"4

Last night I was with Jake and Chad and I totally got Funny Video Paralysis dude, It sucks so much!

by Da Pink March 12, 2017

paralyzer

when engaging in foreplay the male fingers the girl to the point of orgasm leaving her with dead legs and weak knees so when she tries to get up she falls to the ground due to weakness in her legs.

You should have seen it last night my girl was getting up to get a glass of water and she fell over...it was one gnarly paralyzer.

by PoonToon December 3, 2007

paralegal

An overpriced secretary.

A paralegal is a secretary with a title.

by MeGaMangUeirA189 February 17, 2009

pokalolo

The Hawaiian word for Marijuana.

Hey Bra, where's the pokalolo?

by Big Daddy Matty August 10, 2006

paralykiss

A condition where your body can't move when someone kisses you gently on the neck. Your tongue disappears and you are speechless, your body goes numb except for the tingling, and all you can do is breathe - just barely.

I can't wait to give him an hour long case of paralykiss.

by guesswildly January 5, 2006

Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.

Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.

by Real sound February 16, 2009