pooter

A variant of pootah.

Dang, mah pooter crashed on me.

by SaintAleia August 25, 2004

Pooter

A portmanteau of Poop and Pottebaum, used too indicate severe phallic-licking to the point of being a cock-teether. Primarily used when referring too Brian Pottebaum, Boulder, Colorado.

Other variations include: Poo-Ta-Ta, Poo-Bear, Poo-Bomb.

1. Where's Pooter at?

2. Don't be such a Pooter.

by T. Riad April 21, 2005

poozer

A word used to describe a black person, usually Moari that has a white Shaft, pink knob and Black Sacks.
The Size of the penis is usually very miniture

sam: far out that josh guy is a poozer
Gareth: yeh bo I heard bout his pink knob and shit

by Sam Burgey January 10, 2008

Pooter

A pooter is either 2 cheeks on your face or your arse.
Which ever 2 cheeks you decide are your pooter's, they become your pooter's. Pooter.

Hey, your pooter is on your face! Wtf, mines on my arse.

by Yopootersrok101 April 16, 2010

Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.

When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.

by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008

pooterclam

When you fuck someone doggy style in someone else's kitchen and a guy rips a girls asshole by slipping.

"Ow, you just gave me a pooterclam!"

by junicholie April 16, 2009

pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).

"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"

by Loaked March 14, 2009