poko poko

Poko Poko is the art of training a peacock to violently peck at a human's private area. Poko Poko masters can simply shout "Poko poko!" and any peacocks within a 31 mile radius will immediately flock to the master and attack the intended target.

Peter: "Bertie I HATE YOU!!!"
Bertie: "Poko poko!"

*fourteen peacocks appear and peck Peter. Peter required 16 stitches and a new arm*

by Lee Price May 8, 2008

Pooka

A balloon-like monster frequently seen in the Namco classic coin-op game, Dig Dug, often found in Namco Museum compilations.

After I crushed Fygar with the rock, the last Pooka tried to escape!

by T.Rack October 18, 2006

Michael Pokorny

A kind hearted man who is extremely handsome in everyway. He is a United States Marine and is loved by everyone who knows him. A truly amazing person always making others happy before himself. A fantastic boyfriend who makes his girlfriend very happy. She is very proud of her Marine.

"Woah did you see that Marine?"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"

"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"

by MLP&BMW January 10, 2012

poohouse

A slang word meaning 'anus', poohouse is a somewhat less graphic version of the word 'shithouse'. Used chiefly in Wigan - and was probably invented there

'Choo! Choo! All aboard to that man's poohouse'

by Touch My Wrath, Tiger Bummer! March 27, 2009

Pookalarken

A boy who acts really cute when not in the presence of friends and treats you completely differently when others are around. Usually, this is a really hot guy with a lot of friends and in the end is a great boyfriend.

Even though when we went out last night you acted like a total pookalarken, I still love you babe.

by Ilovebrian<3 February 17, 2010

Pook

Vomiting and pooing at the same time, usually after hard nights of drinking in excess it may cause you to pook, the definition is a combination of pooing and puking at the same time. Also known as coming out of both ends.

Josh drank way to much last night and ended up in the bathroom pooking all morning

by BeeR411 February 25, 2011

pook

To offer an excuse to get out of an event, deny responsibility

Why didn't he come to the party? He totally pooked out.

to pook:

He pooked out yet again!

by snowsh July 10, 2011