White Nail Polish

Usually when someone has white nail polish on they are either single or a freak/kinky person. (most of the time this is related to women)

This girl was giving me the best head; To think of it she did have white nail polish on.

by FNGJAY101 October 28, 2021

turd polishing

An engineering term referring to the process of examining a product, process, or system for defects, fixing the defects, then repeating as new defects appear, instead of re-engineering the solution with fewer defects.

"In other words, you attack your firewall / software / website / whatever from the outside, identify a flaw in it, fix the flaw, and then go back to looking. One of my programmer buddies refers to this process as 'turd polishing' because, as he says, it doesn't make your code any less smelly in the long run but management might enjoy its improved, shiny, appearance in the short term. "

by Mycopheles September 27, 2005

Polish Salute

Shrugging the shoulders and raising the hands with palms to the sky to show you have no idea whatsoever about the topic at hand.

I asked Vlad where he parked the car, and he gave me a Polish salute.

by Eric Maan November 23, 2009

Polish Chainsaw

The act of attaching a vibrator and a dildo together, and using this object to pleasure ones self.

"Abby seems to be walking funny"

"That's because she got that Polish Chainsaw"

by Italianone March 15, 2009

polish

People originally from Poland. Most Polish immigrants come to Chicago to live. Polish people are also known for their amazing Polish food and Polish penises (which are the largest in diameter in the whole world)Italian penises being the longest though. Polish is a native language of Poland containing many z's and ski's.

Dj Markski is a Polish dj originally from Poland.

by polska zyje nam~ nikolka February 13, 2005

Polishing a turd

To fix, repair, repaint, shine or do other things to something that isn't worthy - but you have to do it for one reason or another. Because the basic fact is no matter what you do to a turd - polish it, paint it, give it bling - it's still a turd, and there is nothing you can do about that underlying fact.

This is often encountered for people who restore antiques, or who work in older buildings or on old machines. It may not be practical to replace a piece of crap, and polishing a turd may be all you can do.

Polishing A Turd is different from nigger-rigging because nigger-rigging is just to get something operational with little regard to how it looks or runs in the long term. Polishing A Turd involves making something look and operate as best as it can, although both may be major problems because it was a piece of crap to begin with. A Rolls Royce can be nigger-rigged, but you would not call it polishing a turd (unless it is a real ghetto cruiser). Putting new tires on a Yugo and filling its gas tank is polishing a turd.

The 1942 Philco record changers were so bad, restoring them is only polishing a turd.

My friend is polishing a turd - he's rebuilding the engine in his 1976 Vega.

The elevator was constantly breaking down in the last place I worked. It was old and beat up, and repairs were no better than polishing a turd.

"You're just polishing a turd fixing that Pinto."
"More like jack up the horn and stick a car under it!"

by Old Radio Collector June 23, 2007

Polish Nose Dive

Going down on a woman and proceed to use your abnormally large nose, not your tongue, to pleasure her

-Hey Madeline, have you checked out Joe today?
-No, Why?
-His nose would be perfect for a Polish Nose Dive!

by ANTPATALE January 30, 2009