Plop (adjective)

It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are

“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!

Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:

- Happiness

- 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
- German heritage

Symptoms of being a plop may include:

- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically

Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands

Stop you f*cking plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good plop!

Plop (adjective)

Both curseword and compliment

by MP3R February 18, 2022

Plopping

When you unplug a well-lubed butt plug with enough force to hear a “plop!” sound, just like champagne.

“Did you hear that sound coming from Theresa’s room last night?”
“Yes, it was Alex plopping her”

by alettopresto July 14, 2023

Plop my dong

Playing dance dance revolution too much.

I plopped my dong, now im tired.

by Sir Jesus Christ March 22, 2005

Plop Plop Jizz Jizz

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.

Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.

by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025

plop

someone who is trying to use whit to make someone laugh but is being a fool instead and makes them laugh becasue of their foolishness

you are being such a plop right now!

by urban-nump June 9, 2018

Plop

When you fall HARSHLY on the floor

I hope you PLOP on your face

by broooo76 July 7, 2022

twat plop

When a girl does the action of a teabag on someones head.

Jennifer told jason that she was gonna give him a twat plop if he fell asleep.

by jarhead9 January 17, 2010