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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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please deposit five coins

the annoying ass phrase that rockstar freddy says cuz he wants all your fucking fazcoins
rockstar freddy: please deposit five coins
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*
by Dee Afton December 23, 2023
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Please go home

by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024
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Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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please burger cheese

it's a really nervous dude ordering a cheeseburger.
"Can I get a please burger cheese... FUCK!!"
by USayinWhat April 23, 2024
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Please, oh Please

African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.
- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.

- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...
by Mr. Please, Oh Please November 20, 2024
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