Squishy Pineapples

Clenching onto a male's balls and squezzing so hard they pop.

My girlfriend told me if I dumped her, that she would gove me "Squishy Pineapples".

by Darkbuol94/Megatrousers94 September 11, 2009

The Pineapple Incident

an insanely hilarious episode of the TV show how i met your mother in which Ted does 5 shots, gets super drunk and cant remember how he got home with a girl and a pineapple in his bed.

The Pineapple Incident is the funniest episode of How I Met Your Mother!

by psychopathickitties December 27, 2008

Pineapple Sunrise

Waking up first thing in the morning, from sleeping on your back, to your sex partner's butthole in close proximity to your face whilst they urinate on your stomach. Also known as a Hawaiian Alarm Clock, a Waikiki Wake-up Call, and an Anal Aloha.

Whilst on holiday in the American-Hawaiian islands with my man-servant, Wellington, I felt a trifle of warm liquid upon my mid-section. Much to my surprise, twas Wellington's mudhole I spied, mere centimeteres from my coutenance as he delivered unto me a jolly-good Pineapple Sunrise. What-ho!

by Lord Worthington Terdholm August 10, 2009

Pineapple Penis

1-2 weeks after shaving your pubes/base of dick. The hairs remind you of the pricks on a pineapple, resulting in a pineapple penis.

I pulled down my boyfriends pants to see that he had a serious case of pineapple penis so i gave him a razor and told him to shave it.

by TheKingofHerPleasure November 21, 2011

Pineapple

Its just like a yellow apple, and then you grab a pine cone, cover it up with green paint. STICK it into the apple and boom. You have a pineapple

Teresa: Yo did you know a pineapple is just an apple and a pine cone?
Patricia: What the fuck you’re amazing Teresa-

by sayangouwu December 27, 2018

Pineapple Juice

A good place to hide your G strings

Makes Your Cum taste sweet!

MMMMMM sweet taste like pineapple juice

by Sweetandsalty291 October 16, 2019

upside down pineapple cake blow job

Fellacio performed when one partner lays upside down , on their back with head hanging over the edge of the bed. The other partner inserts his member into the mouth and wha la
upside down pineapple cake blow job begins. Frequently performed in West Kildonan.

I got so ripped at the Legion last week I convinced Hellen
to give me an upside down pineapple cake blow job. It was sweet....

by Zhoda Smith December 29, 2006