Physical Glaucoma

When you poke someone in the eyes

Mr Scott: I want to poke Michael in the eye for his craziness
Braden: But then if you did so, you would be giving him Physical Glaucoma

by Bradenplier August 23, 2018

physical computing

when you get mentally physical over a screen, with another person. in other words getting naughty over text.

me and dan did some physical computing last night.

by the all knowing ball sack February 12, 2019

physical childe

The cursed type of Childe mains use physical Childe

"Show me your Childe build!.... Is that... Physical Childe??"

by Daytime_ February 19, 2022

physical actioned

when you don’t talk words but instead you do a sexual action physically

Ben: do not talk that way

Jordan: i did not talk i physical actioned

by monster butts October 29, 2018

Physics Bang

The act of betting smashed into the wall by shitty game physics.

Bro just got physics banged. lil Bitch

by GokuWorks November 18, 2020

Because Physics

The question to be answered is far too complicated to answere.

Similar to Because Maths and Because Science, but relating to physics.

"why does the marble run down the maze in this path?" "Because physics"

by Nytonial June 5, 2015

physical perfection

Physical perfection is when someone is better looking than anyone else in the world. Unlike Lawrence someone with physical perfection actually is physical perfect.

Lawrece has not achieved physical perfection becuase he is not good looking.

by Not ugly Lawrence March 11, 2022