Philish

The act of being unbearably annoying, obnoxious and just all around offensive to everyone around you.

My coworker who has been farting and picking his nose all day is being quite philish.

by BattMann March 15, 2007

a philosopher's orgasm

The philosopher’s orgasm is an acute feeling of bliss that occurs after a profound thought or experience. It can be described it as the mind’s “gears falling into place.”

Few men in history can claim to have felt abject satisfaction and bliss simply from thinking, and those who do have experienced a philosopher's orgasm, the complete harmony between logical thought and emotion.

by Amerek Manixen April 8, 2016

P D phile

a P D phile is a creature that lurks in the highschools and has sex with 11 yearolds... unlike a pedephile a P D phile is under 18, this way the P D phile can only be charged with Statutory rape, instead of full blown rape.

highschool student 1: did you see that P D phile at the party, it was trying to pray on that 13 year old

highschool student 2: i know... that shit is scary

by the anal king April 1, 2010

Pseudo-phile

Someone who pretends to be a type of phile, a sexual pervert, like a zoophile, a necrophile, a dildophile.

Apple Dave: Oh yeah, I like to sh** cheese!
Cloud: So do I!
Apple Dave: You're under arrest for wanting to do it with cheese!
Cloud: You pseudo-phile!
Apple Dave: Oh D*** Sprouts to you!

by Poorly Maintained Cannon September 7, 2005

philisity

A ghetto black ho that has big tits and booty and is more than likely a prostitute.

philisity get your money to yo pimp befo 2 or you fired!

by tydro456 March 1, 2010

philem

Is the mucus and semen coughed up from a male junkie giving another male head in trade for his fix.

See Robert Downey Jr. throw up philem as a cocaine addict in the movie,' Less Than Zero.'

by speeddenial February 19, 2011

philosophical booty

A girl who is well versed in physiology and is also a freak.

Nate: "What you gonna do when you graduate college?"

Brian: "I'm going to be rich and do a different girl every night".

Nate: "Yea right."

Brian: "What about you"?

Nate: " I'm gonna marry Cinny".

Brian: "Cinny's got you hooked on that philosophical booty."

by Trippin'1999 December 15, 2010