A variant of the Chicago Sunroof where the offender attempts to defecate onto the roof of an automobile without a sunroof. Typically characterised by doing so as aggressively as possible, as if in an attempt to create an opening in the vehicle's roof by sheer force.
Mac tried to give the guy a Chicago Sunroof, Saul Goodman style, but the car didn't have a sunroof to crap into. He just ignored it and kept going - he gave the guy a Philadelphia Sunroof instead.
1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.
The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.
When to white men ejaculate on the chest and back of a black woman, then one lays underneath her and the other on top. Resembling a philly cheese steak
After Tom ate Fred's "Kentucky Caner Sore" out of his asshole they decided to preform a Philadelphia Sandwich on there good friend, Bon' Qui Qui
Refers to the fact that if you live in Philadelphia for more than a few months someone will steal from you or randomly smash something of yours (ex. car windshield). Once you have been stolen from, or had something of yours pointlessly destroyed by some drunk, thug, retard, ghetto (are you my daddy?) bastard, punk, etc. Philadelphian you have paid the Philadelphia tax. The Philadelphia tax is often paid many many times throughout a lifetime.
Person #1: "Someone smashed my window after the Iggles won, yo."