Phelps

Noun, singular.
Plural: "Phelps" or "Phelpses"
A man with an unattractive (possibly repellent) face and a smokin'-hot body. The individual in question (the "phelps") is generally assumed to be Caucasian...like the swimmer-slash-mental-health-spokesmodel.

I miss that Yahoo group where people used to post pics of hot naked guys with ugly faces. It's crazy, but I love me a good phelps.

by Jack Vesuvio August 4, 2021

Owen Phelps

Poor just very poor he's super poor and has no friends

Poor is the definition of Owen phelps

by D,skkskdkek May 8, 2016

Phelped

To thoroughly succeed and win all events of one sport or activity, while being the best of all time. Usually includes embarassing your competitors by winning by a large margin.

A: Did you win?
B: I beat everyone there, while getting the award for best player of all time. I'm getting sponsor requests now.
A: You totally phelped that place.

by DeathTray October 11, 2008

Phelping

When the police are too fast so you gotta start swimming

ex. 1 Colin got pulled and hit the digi dash, but the pig was too fast so he jumped in a lake and started phelping

by Jackajackajacka March 23, 2021

the phelps

An intense reaction to victory or success, characterized by a flexing of the entire body and delivery of a primordial scream.

Roughly equivalent to:
"I trained my whole life for this moment and all my dreams are coming true" or
"No one will smash us!"

Inspiration: Micheal Phelps at the 2008 Olympics after beating the French in the 4x100m relay

Tom just rocked that econ exam!!! He then walked out of the building and did the phelps!!

by bigswimkid April 11, 2009

jocelyn marie phelps

A sexy girl with big boobs and ass that is a party girl. Is destined to date a Jackson, Jacob or Jeffery. Is a great friend and will be always on your side no matter what. Not afraid to throw a punch, insult or be sassy at anyone. Popular in a good way. Stay out of her way or come on into it. She was or may not care.

Holy shit! Didja' see that jocelyn marie phelps punched jacob and kissed jackson?

by CinderellasPrince444 February 18, 2017

Colson Phelps

Colson is a guy who no one would want to let go of , he is an amazing friend who will put himself in your shoes to try and help .he can be rude at times but only to the people who hurt the ones he loves . He can be amazing in bed but often only gives his all to the one who deserves it.he is very outgoing and playful .he has a very soft heart and will try to make anyone happy even if it breaks him down,he is a full on romantic with the right person and will never let you down.he is the type of guy your parents will be glad you met because he is loyal,trustworthy and an amazing friend but just don’t piss him off .

Friend1 : my mom won’t let me go out with Kevin .
Friend 2: well obviously his not Colson Phelps

by Flufflepuff March 15, 2019