pank

The scent of your finger after sticking your finger in your navel.

Oh dear! That shemale whore smells like pank.

by SirBrianofMaryland October 10, 2003

pank

To take your erect penis and slap it across someones face

1- I hate being panked

2- Dude I got to pank my girlfriend last night

by Chris aka TACO December 28, 2005

Pank

Much like the word "cop" used to describe the act of "copping out"; to "pank out" is to blow off responsibility or the calling to hang out with your friends for a lesser reason.

Pronounced like "spank" without the "s"

The origin of the word can be traced to a very small town in North-West Wisconsin

-"So and So" really panked out on us last weekend.

-Oh he always panks out on me

-He's a fricken pank artist with how much he panks on everyone.

by c_towner November 17, 2009

phanatik

A qu33r faguar who raped my cats anus, after doing this he had sex with every can of coke in my fridge.

While I didn't mind this as I sold the porn to 100 of his other trolling faguar friends I found it quite hard to remove his penis afterwards.

But thankfully I had a dremel, but the distinction between pubic hair and penis was quite hard, in the end I just shoved a CCFL up his arse and a microwave on his head.

BITCH

omfg liek hi 2 u asl wanna cyber in my mums pants omg leik noes omg liek why omg omg omg omg cybah my cat? ok ok ok hi hi hi hi hi wanna cybah my dog ok

kthxbai

by Ratta Tat Tat June 25, 2004

pankeks

Great morning food, goes good with ROFLES.

Fred: Hey, want to sleep over?
Jen: Only if you'll serve me PANKEKS & ROFLES for BREAKEKEKEKFAST!!!

by Eilatan December 1, 2007

pankles

A sophisticated game best played after a couple of drinks.

To stand in the bar with your pants drawn down to the ankles.
Who dares wins.
The winner of pankles is the player who has the most stamina and courage.

by Lord Archers nephew December 18, 2010

pankas

when one spanks his cock on a woman's face.

Yo biznatch, you just bit it, so now you gonna get some pankas. BIZNATCH!!!

by Mike Harrison is half retarded April 22, 2003