pervert buddy

friends with benefits.. with very perverted benefits; who usually don't see other people.
Yeah, meet Andrew, he is my pervert buddy.
by YoYoMae October 9, 2008
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Perverted Justice

When you're at a wild party, or in any situation and you catch a guy hooking up with a passed-out drunk girl who is way younger than him, preferrably underage, you pull him off of her and repeatedly kick him in the face.
I saw this obnoxious looking wigger who was at least 18 banging this hot wasted freshman the other night, and I gave him perverted justice.
by superlativeshane March 13, 2011
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renegade pervert

A straight male who becomes perverted around another male or performs a perverted act to another male, such as spanking their butt.
"Wow, Joel just went renegade pervert. He has several girlfriends, but he just slapped his brother's butt.
by jobeef May 15, 2015
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Public Pervert

A person that commits a lewd act in a public place. Panty-stealing, vampiric gothtards are the most widely recognized Public Perverts.
Girl 1: Wow, there's a creepy vampiric gothtard wanking off to a pair of panties in the library.
Girl 2: I know. That's Carlos D.
Girl 1: Wow, that Carlos D. is a Public Pervert.
by wtfcarlito July 24, 2008
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Pervert prophecy

A prophecy made by a man that had a near death experence that in the future all the lower classes in society and a large part of the rest of society will become "perveted" and obsessed with sex based on the information he brought back from the afterlife.
Do you believe in the pervert prophecy?
by Deep blue 2012 January 2, 2010
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Satisfied Pervert

A person who speaks about sex all the time and what and how they would do it. They seem to be a pervert because their conversations revolve around sex. Someone who doesn't get it much but once they get it often and tries many positions and styles becomes very satisfied in their sex life and no longer seems to act like a pervert and speaks of it as much.
Johnnie always talks about how he wanted get deep in her, but now that Johnnie is getting deep up in her, he no longer talks about it and seems to be a satisfied pervert.

Suzie wants to have Johnnie cum all over her face and chest. She always says, "I want him to cum in my eye" Johnnie fulfilled her request and Suzie seems to be a satisfied pervert.

Bobby thinks he wants to stick in the poop chute and always talks about peoples poopers, now that Bobby gave it to someone in the pooper he doesn't talk about it as much, he seems to be a satisfied pervert.
by Shifty Red January 24, 2012
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byte pervert

A person who gets off by hacking into networks and viewing the traffic, just because they can.
You know, these network security audits are the perfect excuse for a byte pervert to squeeze the cream from the flesh Twinkie.
by songsta September 26, 2013
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