The art of cramming some Oreos into a girls vagina and then using your penis to crunch them up. The end result is your dick looks like a black and white barber shop pole.
by Miller September 17, 2004
A Sexual act where your roomate gives you a good morning after a night of gay sex by deficating on your chest
by IranianEgger June 05, 2010
The act of waiting until someone has fallen asleep (usu. through intoxication) then proceeding to position oneself over the sleeping party in such a way as to drop your scrotum onto their closed eyelids.
Pete: Hey mate did you hear about Conor?
James: No, what happened him now?
Pete: He fell asleep at that house party and got a pair of Persian Sunglasses!
James: spastic
James: No, what happened him now?
Pete: He fell asleep at that house party and got a pair of Persian Sunglasses!
James: spastic
by Gazuba January 14, 2010
When you have to coerce a woman into sleeping with you. So she doesn't really want to at first. But then she's like okay, I'll do it.
Vince: I just had to coerce that woman into sleeping with me
Daniel: You persian raped her?
Vince: No, I persian raped her.
Daniel: That's what I said..
Daniel: You persian raped her?
Vince: No, I persian raped her.
Daniel: That's what I said..
by The Danfather February 28, 2011
we call persians as persian niggas because they're brown, hairy, unibrowed, sweaty people who think that they have some relation to white people or something crazy.
Therefore to make persians realize that they're brown and related to arabs and indians, we call them PERSIAN NIGGAS!
Therefore to make persians realize that they're brown and related to arabs and indians, we call them PERSIAN NIGGAS!
bob: yo, did you see that weird looking brown chick in there? She's hairier than an ape/
jon: must be a persian nigga.
jon: must be a persian nigga.
by jabbawocka2323 January 08, 2011
Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.
by BDDD44 October 09, 2023
A sexual act where one funnels Ghormeh Sabzi into another person's anus, they defecate it into a sink, and then it is consumed by both with a golden spoon.
by narwhalBCN February 20, 2013