Pedocest

Sexual interaction with an underage relative.

"I've slept with my sister."
"Isn't she 12?"
"Pedocest is so hot."

by desolateexistance July 6, 2009

Peddie School

A wonderful boarding school in small-town Hightstown, NJ. We have really hot and cool Asians, hot seniors, and just generally hot people. Everyone has mad swag. We have such swag, there is a student named Swagner. The school has so much money, we can afford to admit people for their intelligence, not their family's annual income or class. *coughHunandLawrencevillecough*. Also, we have beat Blair Academy in competition for 15+ years. Blair students have never even seen the Potter-Kelley (not Kelley-Potter) Cup. Our Swim Cult is full of champions who went to Worlds (as in, World Championships). Our school spirit is unrivaled, and so is our sportsmanship. The falcon, our mascot, is a wise and noble creature, whereas Lawrenceville has a pack of gum (Big Red) and Blair a glorified pirate (buccaneer). We actually stick to our own rules and expel people who break the 0-tolerance policy. Peddie food may be less than desirable, but we still have the highest SAT scores. Hill has old tradition, we have progression.

Do you like Vampire Weekend? Yeah, the drummer, Chris Tomson, went to the Peddie School.

by Finn'sFalcons February 27, 2010

peddies

Term for women's feet. Often, they are well pedicured and taken care of.

I want to massage her peddies.

by Michael Lopez September 9, 2004

Pedocookie

pedocookie: Pedocookies are used to lure children into white vans. similar to the candy trick but its better ;). They were taught to avoid white van, creepy man with candy combo! not white van, creepy man with pedocookie.

1. Timmy nibbled on his pedocookie happily as he was dragged into the van.

2. I offered Brittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.

by sillymunky December 22, 2008

peddle and crank

Wank

To have a wank

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Pedocat

A feline with an unhealthy attraction to children with intent of intercourse, unfortunatly due to international animal cruelty laws pedocats roam free across the globe with next to no policing. Some notable pedocats Tabby 'Ass Master' Pussykins, Tybalt 'S&M' Didums and Felix 'The Fiddler' Puspus.

OH MY GOD JAMES GET AWAY FROM HIM! Thats Gizmo Mrs Smith's Moggy it's a filthy pedocat!

by ShoTown October 25, 2004

porn peddler

People who have overflowed the internet with cheap, payment required pornography. This often time involves spam email, annoying popup windows, or annoying banners which make many otherwise clean sites not safe for work.

ytcracker, g, and the rest of the digitalgangster crew are a bunch of low and dirty porn peddlers

by AlienWoo September 7, 2005