A wonderful boarding school in small-town Hightstown, NJ. We have really hot and cool Asians, hot seniors, and just generally hot people. Everyone has mad swag. We have such swag, there is a student named Swagner. The school has so much money, we can afford to admit people for their intelligence, not their family's annual income or class. *coughHunandLawrencevillecough*. Also, we have beat Blair Academy in competition for 15+ years. Blair students have never even seen the Potter-Kelley (not Kelley-Potter) Cup. Our Swim Cult is full of champions who went to Worlds (as in, World Championships). Our school spirit is unrivaled, and so is our sportsmanship. The falcon, our mascot, is a wise and noble creature, whereas Lawrenceville has a pack of gum (Big Red) and Blair a glorified pirate (buccaneer). We actually stick to our own rules and expel people who break the 0-tolerance policy. Peddie food may be less than desirable, but we still have the highest SAT scores. Hill has old tradition, we have progression.
by Finn'sFalcons February 27, 2010