Peetend

To pretend to piss at a urinal when you have stagefright due to the proximity of people.

I was just about to take a piss when the boss came in and took the urinal next to me. I was so nervous I couldn't go so I just peetended.

by bobber77 June 13, 2010

pectoral buffness

The art of growing ones chest (pecs) to ultimate proportions unbeknown to the regular male. This can be done through various methods, namely hectic gym boet, 300 reps a day , pretein, protein and more protein. Carbs are for fatties so stay away.

Kyle: Sup Beast whats happening
Beast: Gym is happening brother
Kyle: Shit bru whats that in your shirt
Beast: Its my pectoral buffness booi
Kyle: Shweet
Beast: Real

by rjh2504 March 14, 2011

Peeterbeater

Someone or somebody who masturbates, or to be masturbated (by another person)

I was Peeterbeater-ing to that hot chick in the office. :D

by ricecrispytreats May 28, 2011

Penetracting

The act of penetration while the receiving party is rectrating their anal cavity.

When penetrating just wasn't quite enough, we moved on and began Penetracting untill it hurt.

by Paradiziacfan June 16, 2011

Pechtelmistic

Originating and derived from the French word optimistic ( A predisposed self idealism targeted toward promising outcomes) the term pechtelmistic embodies profound unequivocal assured positive conclusions to any event or condition.

Jeremy "Hey Jon! Tonight is the night! Girls are dressed up like sluts and want to get fucked? We are going to get laid for sure!"

Jon “Jeremy! Ur so pechtelmistic!”

by porter888 December 4, 2012

Pectractus

Pectratcus (Peck-track-tus)

A commonly found word that refers to a male having spectacular pectoral muscles,
to be able to have pectoral muscles to be considered as pectractus one must have great chest separation,
definition and tone to the muscle and ultimately perfect shape.

Sauce: Oi Brown have you recently seen Nath?
Brown: No why?
Sauce: Fuck me man the kid has mad pectractus now days!
Brown: yeah i always knew that was going to happen, kids a rig.

or

Hot bitch: Oi you ys slut i want some of that man,
Slut: How hot! he definatley suffers from pectractus
Hot Bitch: ahahah like omg like he's totally gonna get me saddling up on him tonight.
Slut: Yeah but make sure afterwards you be a bitch to him like all us ys are.

by Nangaz October 26, 2013

Peetongue

A woman's vagina is called a peetongue in southern states

Woman give me some peetongue!

by Hiddenlakes December 30, 2016