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Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.
Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.
by Renee Lame October 12, 2012
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Sea peacock

I was docked next to a sea peacock, it was the coolest boat I have ever seen.
by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019
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peacocking

verb. The practice of men dressing up outrageously flamboyantly, and strutting up and down, in order to win the game of my-tail's-more-fabulouser-than-yours with their mates. See mermen (stange folks of the male variety who go to great lengths to fashion themselves a tail, and pretend they are half man half fish. Mad enough for you?)
I was out peacocking the other day, when suddenly, along came a spider and sat ddown beside me, and proceeded to tetry to knaw my brain out with its incessant yabbering. Btw I am bonkers.
by LostInAField February 12, 2019
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peacocking

Performing or displaying one’s perceived talents or attributes in an exaggerated and public way, frequently in situations where such behavior is either misplaced or unwarranted. Strutting one’s stuff - particularly in a manner that intends to initiate modern day courting rituals.

Performing or displaying one’s perceived talents or attributes in an exaggerated and public way, frequently in situations where such behavior is either misplaced or unwarranted. Strutting one’s stuff - particularly in a way that intends to initiate modern day courting rituals.
"Another bathroom selfie? That's Becky's 3rd in a row."
“She hasn't matched in a few days, she’s peacocking again.”
by larryword May 31, 2018
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Peacocking

Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.

This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.

The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.
"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"

"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."

"What the fuck, Ron."
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Peacock-Lad

A male that spends time admiring themselves before the mirror
We were hoping to leave home on time but the Peacock-Lad was strutting....
by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023
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PC PEACOCK

by ralphy06 February 18, 2023
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