Postergeist

Someone who is a serial social media poster. They post all over the place on every board, every page, and reply to as many comments and posts as they can to the point where they end up most of the time annoying people.

Why is my phone blowing up with so many notifications at once?
Ah it must be a postergeist.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Posterpredictiphoria

The social media phenomena of knowing who posted something before looking at who the original poster is, (typically caused by personality predictability and lack of deviation in posting patterns.

I saw a meme of a cute dog on my facebook news feed and already knew it was Joe That posted it before I looked to see who posted it, and sure enough it WAS Joe I experiened posterpredictiphoria!

by Mistaduckets January 17, 2019

Poster Session

When a group of academics peer pressures each another into pouring a few litres of beer into a tube designed for holding a conference poster, and passing it between them to chug from as if passing a joint.

Originated at RSS2019 in Schlappen, Freiburg.

Academic 1 to academic 2: “Hey, drink from this poster tube!”

Crowd of academics: “poster session! Poster session!”

by melonelemone June 25, 2019

Pasterony

The wife of a pastor who secretly enjoys horses more than the Bible.

Q:Did you see the pastors wife at sunrise pettin those ponies again?
A: I bet she’s really a pasterony!

by Noey Dillon August 22, 2019

poster taker downer

A person who takes down posters. Mostly shobe posters.

poster taker downer is ree

by mlemingshobe November 7, 2019

Posteriorphile

Being attracted to someone’s back

Guy: I am such a posteriorphile, I love backs!

Girl: Get the fuck away from me!

by nosrandom November 15, 2020

Poster Child

What you should be calling millennials, the only generation who refuses to grow the freak up.

Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍

“That Kelsey is being way to modest, because she didn’t mention to you that she is the poster child for hatred, stupidity, the cancel culture, the misguided, and the truly hateful” - from whatever her name is who basically described all you need to know about millennials in a sentence.

by Your local Gen Z February 24, 2021