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Video Pastie

The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.
(While watching TV)

other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.

other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.
by Gee Steve April 25, 2019
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Pastiness

1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.

2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"

"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"

"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016
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Pasty Puff

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.
"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."
by kfc4life November 5, 2023
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shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!
I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.
by pasty fuck June 30, 2018
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tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
by Dark5iide May 13, 2014
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Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate
by Fish daddy June 26, 2015
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