Paiso Day

A paiso day, is a day of polish struggle. Usually happens to a polish boy however anyone can have a paiso day. The person is normally down or sad and depressed. The person experiencing a paiso day also hides and is scared of confrontation.

“That’s crazy man, Christian was having a really tough time yesterday. He hid all day. I think he was having a paiso day”

by Big daddy slick May 2, 2022

AIDS parlour

A tattoo studio, doctors surgery, piercing studio, brothel or prostitute's vagina which is particularly dirty or of ill repute.

I was going to get a tattoo but the place down the road is a total AIDS parlour.

by WONDERBRAins January 22, 2011

smattoo parlour

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.

Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.

by sradwxi May 25, 2013

Topical Parkour

Conversations with good friends esp. when inebriated, that rapidly jump from topic to topic with no preceding explanation.

How the hell did we get onto midget pron? Topical Parkour baby! Keep up!

by ErinNina/ShiftySly October 11, 2014

Academic Parkour

When you try to write an academic paper, but none of the sentences in your paragraph are cohesive. Academic parkour is recognized by the act of jumping between different conclusions without knowing where you'll end up.

"I was up all night doing academic parkour, man"

by Norwegian Wineaholic November 25, 2021

Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child is super angry and does everything in its will to succeed in their goal.

Bryson entered Gorilla Parkour Mode because he got no candy for lunch.

by SwagCappe May 9, 2023

Parlor

Someone who breathes so hard it sound like they're snoring, yet they're wide awake!

"Hi, im your new teacher, do your work while i sit here and parlor all damn period "

"-__-"

by Renallleeeeemmm November 30, 2011