Drone parents

Drone parents: In contrast to helicopter parents they do not hover above their children all the time, but they can strike any minute, are on autopilot most of the time and can cause tremendous collateral damage.

With the financial crisis, parents meeded to work longer than ever and could no longer afford the time and money and manpower to be helicopter parents. Instead, the resorted to a more modern alternative, cheaper, and with more surgical strikes... The drone parents started torule the skys of schools, universities, kindergatens, and were feared....

by Unmanned aerial vehicle October 28, 2012

parents

the people stopping you from having a pet

what's that son? you want a pet bird? well, because it has the ability to produce waste and make noise, it is IMPOSSIBLE to take care of in my house
-parents

by fastcow October 11, 2018

Parents

Those ppl that gave birth you and raised you, but then when you get older they think you being right in an argument is "disrespectful".

''My parents said that is disrespectful."
"Yes, when i win an argument it is very wrong."

by Moeyoyaa January 10, 2021

parents

Two homo sapiens with a x chromosome that i constantly beg dino nuggies

my parents are annoying

by ur gf's side dish May 3, 2021

Praenitidustabilis

A guy who is younger than you, loves reading, will read with her and go to bookstores, not violent but can be, good looking, nice, good with animals, super good at things that you arent but humble.

My type is praenitidustabilis

by The belfugaxiat boy May 12, 2021

p-parenting

To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.

I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.

by 1871attendant4life December 17, 2011

backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012