Parachute

The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.

Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.

Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.

Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?

by Ten Piece Cunt McNugget May 30, 2010

paraschiz

a paranoid schizophrenic

That rightwing jackball is freakin' paraschiz.

by David Weltner October 1, 2007

particleshock

A sense of awe or amazement about life in an uncertain future; a life imagined to be somewhere between science and fiction. ‘Particleshock’ can be either wondrous anticipation or woeful foreboding depending on current uses (or misuses) of science.

They were in a state of particleshock after witnessing the first detonation of an atomic weapon

by Particleshock September 6, 2010

participussypation

no pussy without participation.

When your honey won't get the honey do's done, just tell him - PARTICIPUSSYPATION

by LUSCIOUSLIN1 March 29, 2011

Parachute Knicker

(Scottish) Edinburgh saying referring to a lady who likes the boaby and her pants are like a parachute that hovver aboot the knee area.

Shut it parachute knickers, you've hud mare pricks than a second hand dart board!

by MC Yourmamma June 17, 2011

Particifail

When you suck at something but nobody cares because at least you tried.

kid: I suck at track and field!
teacher: Well if you try then I won't care.
kid: Well, I guess it is better to particifail than it is to fail...

by uihddfsjkndjnijnjsojssssssssss May 29, 2013

Parachute Pussy

When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.

Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.

by Lance Pimpstrong October 10, 2015