The paradox/double standard that exists between guys who don't count receiving oral sex as cheating ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman.") but still considers the chick that gave him head to be a slut.
Guys, if bjs don't count as sex, and you're not cheating, she can't be a slut, ok?
Guys, if bjs don't count as sex, and you're not cheating, she can't be a slut, ok?
What, he called *you* a slut for giving him head after you went out?
Yeah, it's that whole Bill Clinton Paradox going on. I gave head, but he only received it.
How fucking lame.
Completely not worth it.
Agreed.
Yeah, it's that whole Bill Clinton Paradox going on. I gave head, but he only received it.
How fucking lame.
Completely not worth it.
Agreed.
by Catrina_livingdeadgirl October 13, 2010
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A seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement or proposition that when investigated or explained may prove to be well founded or true.
Hey Dad, I think the medicine that we gave mom is making her worse instead of making her feel better. This is the meaning of paradox.
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