Satan's Paradox

when you cannot enter or a exit a store, usually one in a mall that has small store spaces, dude to the fact that there groups of people standing in every aisle.

I wanted to buy something from hottopic but the store was so damn small, fucking satan's paradox got to me and i just left.

by kelto December 27, 2008

The Newman Paradox

The way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.

Newman- I'm in my friend's room "doing work." And by doing work I mean procrastinating. And by procrastinating I mean doing work.
Jill- Good job, we'll call it the Newman Paradox.

by knightviper56 November 29, 2011

paradox

An anomalous state of reality caused when a mage disrupts the momentum of reality with her own magickal acts.

Luther exploded with fifteen points of paradox when he botched in the umbra.

by Adam Bond December 28, 2005

paradox

1) One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects
2) The box for the Para machine gun, except spelt wrong with a "D" instead of a "B"

1)Man, those time line paradoxs in Star Trek were awesome!
2) Have you seen my paradox? It has my recepit in it...

by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

PaRaDoX

aka Kameron Hinton

rap name

by PaRaDoX November 9, 2003

The Limza Paradox

“The Limza Paradox” or “Linny Paradox” is referenced under the circumstances that when too much emotional attachment is existent in a specified setting, the other person will detach and disappear from any form of commitment. This paradox is typically active in the event of complicated relationships, or under situations that may require emotional numbness.

“This guy was extremely toxic, so I hit him with the Limza Paradox.”

“I had to pull a Linny on him.”

by CommonGoalAccreditom March 29, 2022

Pinocchio Paradox

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.

Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)

by Ariel Aries May 19, 2021