sit on toilet paper and swing my feet 

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet 

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

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toilet bowl paper 

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

toilet bowl paper by Telephony September 22, 2014

paper toliets 

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

paper toliets by Telephony January 5, 2014

Toliet paper 

The softest, most useful material on earth. A beutifal soft piece of paper used to clean anything wet or dirty. Usually coming in a roll, and used mainly in the bathroom.

"I used the whole role of toliet paper after that dump"

"Bro, here's some toliet paper to wipe that off"

Toliet paper by A dead man January 15, 2018

√toliet paper 

Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time

I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin

√toliet paper by jifter November 7, 2010