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Absolute value

Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old
The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29
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monitory value

How effective someone is at keeping an eye on a device, situation, fellow human, etc.
A mushy-hearted ticket-puncher at a museum isn't of much monitory value if a giggle of pretty girls is able to flutterbuy his just waving them through without paying!
by QuacksO July 16, 2023
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Value

Oh, God, wow. You are frustrating. Ok, so, if you can't see how it's wrong, I will explain it to you. Ok... You know what? I'm not going to insult you this time. I was going to insult you but I've been at this for 4 hours now and at least you made me think.
Hym "Ok... This:

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Is a hierarchy. You see it? You get it? I know it's a little crude but work with me here... So... to act you need a hierarchy of value. YOUR CLAIM is that the religious appiphony is that at the top of the HIERARCHY... There is not ONE thing... But MULTIPLE. So instead of THIS ☝️ It's THIS 👇

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And FOR SOME REASON... The MULTIPLE VALUES AT THE TOP... Don't need to be rank ordered. So, you say 'They're all equally valuable and constitute a unity at the top' but then you list several values within this 'unity' that consisted of 'Truth, Beauty, Justice, ect' but those aren't necessarily conceptually equivalent. 'Justice' is contingent on 'Truth.' For injustice to exist 2 things are required: A truth claim and an outcome that is non-concordant with the claim. 'Exploitation is bad (and therefore should not occur) + Exploitation is occurring = Injustice (literally)' And 'beauty' is inter-subjective and culture dependant. There are also some implicit assertions embedded in your claim, mainly, that the rank ordering HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE by the Abrahamic religions... FOR EVERYONE. There's more to unpack but my objection is this: That is God to you in the same way that the universe is God to a pantheist. And you're not wrong in saying it but it doesn't perfectly comport to the bible."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Economic Value

You have already sold the theory to China, Cuckerbeard and, therefore...
Hym "The economic value of said theory is set in stone. Whatever China paid when you committed an act of treason is what the theory is worth and that is only the beginning of what I'm owed. Don't let this piece of shit sacrifice your kid. You don't care that much. It isn't as important to you as it is to me."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2025
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value

this product has so much value
by DAMEN CARMEN March 10, 2021
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value baller

Value Baller: A person who constantly searches for great bargains to extract maximum value for money.
Value Balling: The act of finding great "value balls"
Value Ball: The deals they find are also known as a "value ball", which of course are very valuable.
Me: Got 3 Big Macs and a small fries for $2.50. VALUE BALLING!
Friend: What a value BALL! You're really living that Value BALLER life.
by qbperson July 7, 2022
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