Oxford Jeff

A lesser species of Geoff. Often prone to pedantic, pompous, and hifalutin levels of grammatical interpretation.

Oxford Jeff determined that the comma used in the rules was worth holding up the game for 2 hours.

by Grelivan July 7, 2023

The Oxford, PA

Proceeding to give a guy head while in the men's bathroom while the security guard watches intently, drooling, with a hand down his pants and a finger up his bum, and his third leg acting as a kickstand. (May or may not include a camera).

Pastor: What is going on in the bathroom?

Altar Boy: The women's choir is giving the Oxford, PA to the AA group.

by Pastor Alan February 14, 2017

Port orford oregon

It's like Mayberry with a small meth problem.
Also the most western town in the continental United States!

Port Orford ORegon is where I like to vacation

by Katherine Dwyer July 5, 2017

Photo Opportunist

Riding on a sad or tragic event’s coattails by showing off that you’ve traveled or experienced something related to the event.

Wearing a puffy skirt and heels by the Eiffel Tower really shows that she cares about the Paris attacks. Ugh, what a photo opportunist!

by icwish August 25, 2018

Missed opportunity

When you tell your future cousin in law she could make money by painting reproductive organs and she doesn't start painting them

Katie, all the gays wanna see your artwork of their dongs, it's a missed opportunity

by mrphil January 13, 2021

Rachel Oxford

The Protagonist of 'Future Arcade' she plays keyboard and sings and shes well pretty

Rachel Oxford is totally dating Roxxia Sparks

by Thatweurdkne May 8, 2021

West Oxfordshire'd

When someone with a small amount of power uses it in an unhelpful or petty way and everyone hears about it. From Clarkson’s Farm season 2.

I know I was petty to reject Dave’s annual leave request, but I didn’t think I’d West Oxfordshire'd it.

by Rolled Rick March 30, 2023