Tom

The largest cockface in the entire world
Don't be a Tom
by columbianbambam June 29, 2011
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The hottest actor to play Superman...well, young Superman. He looks good in anything and has the most mezmorising eyes ever!
Talking about Tom Welling, by the way :)
www.devotedtotomwelling.com
OR
www.tomwelling.com
by Kanwal March 06, 2007
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more commanly know as a sociopath: a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience. has complete disregard for anyone else but cant help it cause it just how they function but its a complete idiot who will die alone with 47 cats. lying little shit. with a pigeon nose and cant even see over a car bonnet and cant last for more than 5 minutes absoloute bullshit. short little liar
i cant stand him hes a compelte tom
by bull yit November 07, 2011
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Tomming

To walk around naked except for boxer shorts, with your cock hanging through the crotch opening
Tom walked through a very populated dorm one night whilst drunk, and his cock was hanging out. Therefore, we call it Tomming.
by Drunk at MTU October 20, 2008
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tom-tom club

"Who invited THAT tom-tom club to my party?"
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Tom

A fat ugly bitch who thinks he's the man.
Look at him, he's such a Tom
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a guy who has sex with multiple women from places like geraldton (not azia) and films it ON LOCATION , sometimes girls like rebecca fiumu decide to shove bottles up their pussys for TOM MAY enjoyment , little does she know the production its all around her home town.
Me: hey did you see that video last night on dave's pphone?
Cooper:yeah was a TOM MAY production
by hahawtfahahwtfahahwtf October 08, 2008
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