octopus activities

IF "squid game " is a bad word at your school then say octopus activities. Much better option

A: dude have you ever watched octopus activities
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*

by kionchan123 October 29, 2023

Super Ultra Mega Octopus

Inviting 7 of your friends to insert all your dicks in a stripper

"Hey Sweet Tits Wanna make a Super Ultra Mega Octopus With me,John,Mark,Sam,Tim,Dan,Jack and Larry?"

by Mr. The Name is a secret Silly August 24, 2018

Octopus Friend

A person who is better than just a friend but is not quite a best friend yet.

Elijah is my octopus friend.

by _itsstormbreaker February 20, 2021

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points

"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."

by octonaught December 18, 2012

octopus porno

the kinky shit you watch on some shitty ass hentai site when ur close to ending your live and most of you parents have some form terminal brain cancer

UR An asian fatty who watchet to much octopus porno

by Sand Digger in Africa November 30, 2017

Rapid Octopus

When a woman with 4 toes sucks you and gets cum under her toenails.

That Rapid Octopus was absurd baby!

by Rapid Octopus maker May 27, 2022