Death Note

What I will kill you with. :D

*writes my name in the Death Note* This is the best way to kill yourse--ack! *dies*

by Light.Yagami September 2, 2009

crib notes

Notes used to keep track of sex "moves" during intercourse or other activities.

George: Hey, did you use my crib notes?
John: Yeah, man. Jen loved it...

by cribnoteman April 22, 2014

Noey

A better name for no-scope

Let’s go noey these bots

by Victory royale for Biden January 6, 2021

the notebook

An amazing love story about a boy named Noah and a girl named Allie. The movie is based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks. Almost everyone that watches this movie cries. The theme of the movie is: love can create miracles.

From The Notebook:
Noah: That's what we do...We fight. You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afriad to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate and you're back to doing the next pain in the ass thing.
Allie: So What?
Noah: So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, every day.

by hhhmmmm July 11, 2006

C-note

A one hundred dollar bill. Derived from the Roman numeral for 100.

"He paid that bitch with a c-note"

by Morpheus12 April 5, 2009

notmyfriends

A term used for someone who is "too good" for everyone that's around him, either in reality or in his own mind.

Oh my god, that guy is such a 10. He is totally a notmyfriends.

Yeesh, check out that notmyfriends over there, he thinks he's all that, but he is not.

by chika eh August 1, 2007

note to self

a.k.a. memo to self. usually spoken into a dictaphone while someone else is watching. can be seen on a lot of tv shows i.e. the simpsons, twin peaks etc.

Bills Gates: Memo to self, next time my wife wants to buy china she means dishes.

by christopher July 9, 2004