Boop noodle

{Noun}

A boop noodle is a snake that is nice not like the danger noodle is a wild snake

boop noodle
Hey Josh look at the boop noodle

by That Roman gay February 7, 2020

Instant Noodles

The main power and life source of college students.

I bought Instant Noodles to eat.

by Just a random guy 123 January 19, 2018

Chocolate Noodle

An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.

Dave gave Steve a chocolate noodle for Christmas.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

drunken noodle

When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle

Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.

by cocolover March 30, 2015

arc a noodle

(v) to cum. more specifically the sight of semen in the air, toppling end over end before landing.

I was so pent up from being stuck with my girlfriend's parents on vacation, I thought for sure I'd arc a noodle clear over the toilet when I snuck some alone time.

by d monet June 30, 2008

Def Noodles

An incredibly annoying and unfunny YouTube "comedian."

Person 1: Who is Def Noodles?
Person 2: Some weirdo who makes Amy Schumer look like a professional.

by nikodotexe September 2, 2022

Beer Noodling

When you are randomly looking for a beer in a cooler/refrigerator with your hand and not looking directly in there. Much like the practice of catfish noodling.

Mike spent about two minutes beer noodling in the fridge before he came out with one.

by Ricky Stroker January 9, 2012