nolans noob

A term used in online gaming when a player has surpassed the lowest of the low and is not worthy of being on your television screen. Usually used when one feels another's performance in a game is inferior in all ways.

"Holy shit that guy's K/D ration is 0.12! He's such a nolans noob."

"Dude, you don't know what the shoot button is? Your such a nolans noob."

by Dick Harper March 1, 2008

Nolan

a pussy bitch that complains about everything

He is such a fucking nolan

by hattertat March 5, 2008

Nolan

a boy who enjoys smoking herb and eating alot. Basically what a nolans day would consist of... oh and drinking beer, lots of beer.

wow, that nolan is a loser.

that nolan smokes too much.

quit being a nolan!

by blondi69 December 18, 2008

Nolan

a pond sucking scum bag who deserves a round of applause because he gives everyone the clap, also gets black-snaked daily

NCSU Student #1: Ay yo, why is everyone clapping?
NCSU Student #2: Oh, it must be Nolan coming. I heard his ass got completely to' up last night.

by The_Tooth_Fairy February 28, 2010

Noonan

A substitute word for anything, default used to mean a cat or other small, cute animal.

That goddamn noonan took a shit in the house again!

by Guts beat in December 23, 2013

Nolan

Some one who is socially retarded and can not be left alone at all.

Man that guy doing a Nolan! Let's keep out of here!

by Ihatelifesomuch November 15, 2016

Nolan

Bipolar, two timing, lying, cheating, seductive yet charming, asshole, lover boy who cheats on his fugly girlfriend through text messages to another woman. BAM BITCH.

Wow, he must be named Nolan because he's definitely cheating on you.

by UnicornQueen93 March 11, 2015