Nob smuggler

Anal rape; This is due to the cock being smuggled up the unsuspecting persons arsehole.

Nob smuggler

Wife: Wrong hole fool!

Me: Oops, sorry. (Ha, ha, you've just been smuggled).

by Dr Elsbeth Buchanan February 14, 2009

Nob Rot

Any form of STD that a male receives to his nob

''I slept with that rough bird from the estate last night... think I got nob rot!''

by Cornish Pirate January 9, 2009

nob head

A nob head simply displays a noob or dave mashal in other words

"Nob head get on Socom 2 so I can Uber Pwn you"

by tu padre October 9, 2006

Nob cheese

crusty semg on the top of the penis- comes from scrot

charlie is a nobb cheese TANCAT

by surban jungle bag May 3, 2003

nob off

say it to domeone you hate. it makes them go away. or hit you.

me: "oi, you, ya scal, nob off!"
scally: *hits me*

by Frances Wood, Lover Of Dave Grohl May 24, 2004

nob cheese

Someone who doesn't clean themself enough and leaks yellow substance from there penis, known as nob cheese.

A coomon know person with this is Sam Wilson

by Follower May 2, 2003

Nob Chopper

When taking a pee pee, the toilet seat lid falls down and lands on your doo dah dang wang resulting in a sore penis.

"I cant COME out today"
"Ahhh damn why not?"
"I had a bit of a nob chopper"

by marksmum March 16, 2009