Shade Pony

An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.

Dude, did Jessie call you back?

Nah, that girl a Shade Pony fa sho.

Real talk.

by westcoastrealtalk August 22, 2012

Pittsburgh Pony

While you are behind the other person bluntly say "damn your ass is getting lumpy" Then hold on for as long as possible while she tries bucking you off.

While training for a marathon, Joe tested his endurance by giving his wife a Pittsburgh Pony. He was able to hang on for 30 seconds

by dirt in the skirt McGirt December 2, 2011

Petro the Pony

Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.

Not Petro the Penguin
Not Petro the Peacock
Not Petro the Puffer Fish
But Petro the Pony 🐴

by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 12, 2020

Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011

dublin pony

Shitting in someone's letter box

Paris got on my tits at the pub so I went round there after hours and left him a Dublin Pony.

by FiloPony1990 April 13, 2014

Steamy Pony

A Large Dump

I've just lost my job, I'm going to get even by leaving a steamy pony on the office floor

by HelloItIsIam February 19, 2012

Pony Express

Quick status cocaine dealers. They usually have large quantities ready within the hour.

"Hey man can you get me some more of this blow?!"

"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"

by bnasssssty May 7, 2010