A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.
This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.
by ChloeVV October 6, 2021

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024

a nigel danger wank
Share definition
Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
Share definition
Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.
There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.
There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.
by Haru-Official February 14, 2024

by Hellminion September 20, 2025

by mrs tosser September 22, 2025

Oi, there's a Nigel over there.
by Jiggera June 3, 2018
