nerds dream

getting head whilst playing computer games

nerds dream
BOOM HEADSHOT

by joel is awesome November 8, 2011

Nerdy-Fu

The martial art attained after years of training on one's couch by watching movies, anime, and other videos. After countless minutes of practice, one can easily master the combat moves of their favorite characters. This martial art aims to train and master your Nerdy-Chi. If you have attempted a kamehameha, gomu-gomu attack, kage bushin, spirit gun, one-inch-punch, crane technique, judo chop, or Vulcan nerve pinch, to name a few, you are well on your way to becoming a black belt of Nerdy-Fu.

She's been reading Marvel comics for over 20 years, she's a master of Nerdy-Fu.

by it's Natural September 2, 2013

Nerdsturbate

1) Doing nerdy/brainy activities, such as calculus or Newtonian mechanics, just for fun.
2) Describing sexual activities using scientific jargon as metaphors.

Last night I dreamt of your definite integrals going all over my infinitesimals... I nerdsturbated as soon as I woke up.

"But what if the black hole is spinning at relativistic angular velocities? How would spacetime be defined on the edge of..."
"Dude, stop nerdsturbating! I'm trying to watch porno here."

by Prof Peejay January 10, 2014

nerdy

Someone wo huere guet can speak änglish änd he is soo geiiil a real motherfvcker bitchass nigga

Hängets mol mit dem shissdreck uf snap es juckt keine

Nerdy figgt dini mami und dich sogar 2x

by Nerdyfvcker January 2, 2017

Nerdyflo

It's an online craze that includes writing stories and hating on all the popular kids if that certain school and all the kids that aren't popular are doing it and watch all the popular kids try to find out who they are and laugh because it's being done by all of the

Did you see all of them looking looking for nerdyflo so dumb

by Kaylageorgia257 March 22, 2017

nerds shot

Opening a box of nerds and throwing it back and eating in one shot

I raided my kid's Halloween candy and did nerds shots last night

by Az refer man March 23, 2017

Nerdy Thug

Nerdy Thug Aka The most savage nerd of all time.

The fan: "Hey can I take a picture?"
Nerdy Thug: "Nerdy Thug in this bitch"

by JohnFooster007 August 9, 2017